I'm Officially a Photosynthesizer Sympathizer

After PayPaling my $15 membership fee to Plant Amnesty (Seattle's organization dedicated to proper tree pruning) I was informed that I now am a Photosynthesizer Sympathizer. Guess I need to practice pronouncing my new status. Actually, I joined so that we could give away our contorted filbert shrub whose abundant yellow catkins successfully activate Dave's spring allergies. Plant Amnesty has an Adopt-A-Plant program with the tag line "you call, you dig, you haul, thats all." So, now we're waiting for an email or phone call from another Phototsynthesizer Sympathizer who's willing to move our contorted filbert (including its spring pollen) to a new home.